The “Never Let a Crisis go to Waste” Road Show has been putting in the overtime and racking up the frequent Liar… I mean Flyer miles. O has stood in front of police, firefighters, EMS, and teachers warning they will all lose their jobs (I wonder, what do my state and local taxes get spent on), he's gone to the
The danger is so ominous that the funds for departments and agencies that don’t even exist are in jeopardy of being cut. Obama warned the $20 Million budget for theMe being the Mr. Helper that I am, I looked into some of the pitfalls that await us if the sequester (or) Obamageddon kicks in.
may lose as much
as $2 Million. The National Drug Intelligence
doesn’t exist anymore it closed in June 2012, (I think they can do without the
whole $20 million). Now he’s just
pulling stuff out of his A$$. National Drug
Obamageddon… Pythons will overrunObamageddon… Peace loving Islamic Jihadist will be flying long range bombers over all major
eating dogs, cats and small children. (Pythons really like March snow). New Hampshire
Obamageddon… Mississippi River will flow backwards flooding the entire state of
Obamageddon… We’ll all have to take 2nd jobs feeding sick children to old people. (I don’t like being around sick children, all that whining and runny nose stuff).
Obamageddon… All airline pilots will suddenly forget how to fly and crash. (2,000+ flights under my belt… I’ll just stay on the ground and dodge’em as they tumble from the sky).
Obamageddon… (Speaking of airlines) Airport TSA lines will be so slow passengers should bring caskets, they will most likely die of old age while waiting. (Maybe they should put in express lanes manned by “Hijack Free Zone” signs… according to liberals “Gun Free Zone signs really work”).
Obamageddon… Ships will no longer be able to float on water.
Obamageddon… Gasoline will skyrocket to $4 or more a gallon (Ooop’s that already happened).
Obamageddon… Gravity will shut off in
and everybody will fly off into space. (What is that, seventeen people?) Wyoming
Obamageddon… Mars will shift its orbit blocking out the Sun over the
OK, I let my inner smart-a** out for a bit but really folks, its 2.4%, that’s a rounding error for the Government. How much did we all lose in our take-home pay after Jan. 1st, how much has the jump in gasoline prices pulled from our own budgets? Myself, it’s an 8% plus hit on my bottom line, if politicians were serious about getting a handle on our financial problems that would be a good target for them to shoot for. Any pain felt from the sequester (Obamageddon) is going to be deliberately inflicted for political purposes so the growth and spending can continue.The likely effect is nothing really changes, Monday the sun rises for another day, we get up, we go to work, we come home, and the sun sets. Government agencies and programs swallow more money, we hear of more waste, all the while listening to the constant drone of the calls for more revenue and “fair share”
For now I think I’ll fire up the grill, pop a cold one and watch the “Obamanation” crumble under the strain of the 2.4% cut in GROWTH… or I’ll just go to work… I haven’t decided yet. Either way we better rest-up for the next weekly crises.
Till next week… if we’re still here ;-)The TOMCAT
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